Books, booze and baths (and a baby).

I enjoy the finer things in life like $9 bottles of red wine, iced coffee and reality TV.
Who I Follow

hariettubs-undrgrnd-anaconda-prk:

violetverdeau:

We need to talk about the living room because NO, but as for the rest? YESSSSS! hariettubs-undrgrnd-anaconda-prk!

Oh my god, the noise I just made. yes.

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Teeny gecko friend

Asker Anonymous Asks:
you continually amaze me and inspire me and i don't think you know that one bit but you should.
dirtydeedsdyan dirtydeedsdyan Said:

Wow. Thanks! I don’t even know what to say.

tastefullyoffensive:

Well Dressed Animals With Rap Quotes by Berkley Illustration

Previously: Rap Lyrics as Poetry

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callmejessca:

dismissivejerkoffmotion:

ariverisariver:

bobbycaputo:

Ok, I’ll turn anon on for a while

Sure, why not

It lists aren’t your thing (about to start answering those, btw) feel free to do this. I’ve gotten a surprisingly large amount of newcomers lately.

Why not.

Sure

lickystickypickyshe:

Monday, Monday….

I was able to contain my rage today and it all worked out for my benefit…

So note to self.

lickystickypickyshe:

Monday, Monday….

I was able to contain my rage today and it all worked out for my benefit… So note to self.
We love you and are here for you.
Shayna

For some reason I love this

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People with kids how do you have things like hobbies (for instance I want to get back into running) when working full time and caring for/spending time awake with a baby?

3/5 nights we don’t even eat real dinner we just eat toast or something so how so I add something else in there?

ro-s-a-spark-s:

nuts-n-gum:

dogweeds:

a tribute

ro-s-a-spark-s

Oh my dear gawd.

You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.

-Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life. 

Fuck.

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At this point I have fucks for my fiancée  and sometimes WoW. That is all. Even my writing is no longer fuck-worthy.

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Wow. So accurate.

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